I actually had them fairly attuned to my schedule but that did require them going outside for extended periods of time.
Moments ago, I fed them big heaping bowls of food and green beans hoping they'll sleep for at least an hour or so, so I can sleep for at least an hour or so.
Of course full stomachs do have their consequences, and from thus comes today's truth: Dogs poop a lot quicker in a monsoon.
If Confucius didn't say that I'm sure he would have gotten around to it eventually.
