McGONE

Well, I've lost the top spot on Google when you search for McGriddle recipe. I'm not even on the list anymore, and only last week I was number one. Fame is so fleeting.

I'm now setting my sights on being number one when I egosurf Google for Michael Main. There are lots of Michael Main's, but the guy who is always ranked at the top is a computer science teacher in Colorado. I sent him an email once that said something clever like: "Nice name."

I'm currently ranked at number three.

This makes perfect Google sense, since his website is: www.cs.colorado.edu/~main/.

And mine is the far more confusing: www.michaelmain.com

STILL HERE

On a brighter note, the scientists who told us yesterday that we all might die in less than a dozen years because an asteroid might hit the earth, now say they were wrong. Hopefully you hadn't already made plans to flee.