Believe me there are weirder things out there. Like the taxidermist/artist who sells these little conversation starters - stuffed squirrel lamps.

Please note the lamp shade is not included in the $295.00 price.
If that's not bizarre enough for you...than you really need to log off, go outside, clear your mind...because otherwise you might wander deeper into taxidermy site and find stuff like this -

Those are muskrat feet earrings...reasonably priced at $18.
If you're looking for that quirky little gift that says, "Be careful, my name is Wayne...."
At least it's a good bet the love of your life doesn't already own a pair...hopefully.