Walter Cronkite has come to the stunning conclusion that he's a liberal.
Louis: I'm shocked - shocked - to find gambling is going on in here!
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Louis: Oh, thank you very much.
I wonder how long it will take him to realize he's irrelevant?
SpongeBob SquarePants is not gay.
Det. Lennie Briscoe: If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a fez and no pants
As long as he keeps his squarepants on, I don't really care.
Sprint has figured out the pretty flower on the cover of some phone books they distributed in parts of Florida is the same flower used to make heroin.
Miss Dorothy: Operator, you have obviously never been trapped in a Chinese opium den!
Called directory assistance lately? This is explains the service.
It's days like today when I know the end of the world isn't that near. God is having too much fun.
P.S.
10 points for Sarah.
