War and rumors of war....This could be the last war free weekend for a while...We'll celebrate when the war is over..shouldn't we rejoice once before it starts?
Think I'll spend it pulling weeds and teaching Sunday school kids...wish I could teach the weeds but they won't listen...course neither do the Sunday school kids.

A "Sherpa" is planning on opening a "Cybercafe" 17,000 feet up Mt. Everest...seems like a long way to go for more meaningless Internet surfing.

They're selling a pistol this weekend in Central Texas that once belonged to Elvis.. he used it to shoot his television. It may fetch 100 thousand bucks and considering today's "Reality TV" explosion it could get some more use.