Code Orange! Code Orange! Sorry...it sounds like a bad soft drink to me...

My current bet for when the missiles fly is 2:23 p.m. Central time on Thursday..


What's important hits home...one of my many bosses who has been obsessed with war preparations has now rushed out of town. His father is dying. Some things you can never prepare for...

The State Senate in Tennessee has passed a bill making it illegal to watch porn on your dashboard television set if it's visible from the street. Is this really a problem? I always thought the scenery in Tennessee was pretty, but I guess it could become mundane after a while....

Scientists at Rice University say the air in and around Houston contains tiny bits of polyunsaturated fatty acids. It's the result of thousands of Texans cooking meat on their barbecue grills. Today's forecast: Cloudy with a chance of ribs.