Not to worry...I've become infatuated with a website called Prep Sportswear.
I wasn't a big fan of sports in high school or college...and the only teams I really keep track of now are the Cowboys (hey, I paid my dues) and the Spurs with whom my fanaticism is well documented.
I went to R.L. Turner High in Carollton, which is right outside of Dallas. Turner had the "Fighting Lions" which is not exactly a team name that appears to have taken a great deal of thought.
The last thing I need on earth is another t-shirt, however at Prep Sportswear I could get a "Turner Fighting Lions" t-shirt if I did want one.
But there are plenty of other high schools around the country that have certainly more thought provoking team names.
Oh, hang on...I've only started and I had to stop myself because I was having too much fun.
Too twisted to be a Pretzel? Maybe Beetdiggers make you blush. Not to worry....the choices are endless..
Maybe you want a high school t-shirt or sweatshirt that's more dignified, something that better befits your image in society.
Not a problem.
I could go on and on.....Okay, I will but only for a few more I promise.
Those questions are for more thoughtful minds than mine....
Personally, after spending WAY too much time looking around at the various high school mascot names, I think I've decided on the one that at least is realistic, doesn't pump kids up with false self-esteem, and gives them a goal that they can likely achieve.