I could actually use this:
The world's first alarm clock pill!
It's an April Fool's day gag from the guys at ThinkGeek.com. Last year they had an amusing one for the George Foreman I-Grill...it had a USB port so you could upload recipes into it.
A word of caution to the easily and not so easily offended that some of the other "jokes" on the site this year for April Fools are a little risque.
Speaking of which...I was statistic snooping this morning and went to one of the stat trackers available on the blog and found this interesting division:
You'll have to click here to see it clearly.
The month is off to an interesting start.