NO HELP BOOK BOBBY AND THE MCGRIDDLE

Every so often, when I have nothing better to do, I delve into the web records to see what things have brought people to my website. Our web server tracks the most common phrases put into search engines that lead here. Bar none, the most popular phrase that comes up is still "McGriddle Recipe". You'll have to cruise through the archives to figure that one out, I'm afraid to mention it anymore since by now there have to be legions of hostile web surfers raging with disappointment upon arriving here only to discover the secret McGriddle recipe does not dwell within.

I'm more curious though about another recent search string: "book bobby love schwinn old man 3rd floor".

What do you suppose that means? Is there such a thing as a book bobby? I think I mentioned a schwinn bicycle once. I have no idea what link I have to anyone's 3rd floor and I don't want to dwell on the fact that search engines refer folks here who type in the words, "old man" in any context.

I guess I should be thankful though. Another phrase that got a hit this month was: "Christian husband no help with kids household dogs".

Really.

Ouch!

I think I'll go unload the dishwasher.