Sometimes real life is too IRONIC for words. Accounting students cheat on exam they were allowed to take home so they could go to a presentation from an Enron whistleblower?? It's like a country song written by a math major.
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Speaking of math majors..Tiffany is making graduation plans. Two and a half weeks and she's a college grad. I'm sure she can count down the days without a calculator.
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Speaking of counting...suddenly I'm getting "hits" on the web counter. That's a little frightening, yet I'm fairly certain no one is venturing here looking for profundity...My apologies if you are.
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Speaking of apologies...The Dixie Chicks Apology tour went on ABC last night...didn't see it though I saw the transcript and listened to some audio cuts. I didn't really hear an apology and I'm not sure what they're apologizing for anyway. They have all the right in the world to speak their minds, but they don't get a guarantee that when they say something stupid people won't react.
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Speaking of stupid...did you see The Dixie Chicks latest approach? Sorry, I still don't understand this concept of taking off your clothes off to make a point. The peace folks seem big on it. It says something pretty obvious to me if you have to show your rear end to speak your mind.
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Speaking of rear ends. On Monday, "Nude Dancing" becomes illegal in San Antonio. One of our reporters actually talked to a guy at a strip bar last night who said, "Beautiful naked women is (sic) God's gift to his sons...and we're all God's sons here". Nice try.. how drunk do you have to be to confuse a topless bar with the Garden of Eden? We had our bite at that apple long ago..

the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?"
He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."
And he said, "Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?"
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Speaking of Genesis...Amy seems to remember it differently:
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Then he created man. Then he created woman. Then man created sports. Then woman created shopping. And it was good.
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Speaking of good sports. Go Spurs!